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 Upstage Comedy Lounge Menu 

(food and drink menu may vary depending on day and show)​

1. Mozzarella-Sticks - $5.99 

Crispy on the outside, gooey on the inside, served with a side of marinara sauce for dipping. 

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2. Smoked Brisket Nachos - $11.99 

Layered with juicy smoked brisket, melted cheese, jalapenos. 

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3. Cheese Nachos - $7.99 

A classic favorite topped with a  side of  jalapenos. 

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4. Brisket Slider Bites - $11.99 

Tender brisket in mini buns, topped with coleslaw and BBQ sauce. 

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5. Chips & Salsa - $3.99 

A generous portion of crispy chips served with homemade salsa. 

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6. Buffalo Chicken Bites - $10.99 

Crispy buffalo chicken bites in buffalo sauce & served w/potato chips + side of ranch

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7. Fried Pickles - $6.99 

A hot basket of crispy fried pickle slices + side of ranch

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8. Smoked Brisket Tacos - $6.99 

Soft tacos filled with smoked brisket, topped with fresh cilantro, diced onions. 

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9. Southern Chicken Bites - $10.99 

Classic southern style, crispy chicken bites & served w/ potato chips + side of ranch

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 Upstage Comedy Lounge Drinks 

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Signature Drinks - $7.99 Each

Petty Bitch**: Coconut Rum, Rum, Blue Curacao

Blow**: Vodka, Amaretto, Cranberry Juice

Stage Fright**: Tequila, Triple Sec, Apple Pucker

The Heckler**: Bourbon, Peach Schnapps

The Comedian**: Gin, Amaretto

Jokester**: Tequila, Grapefruit

Giggle Juice**: Coconut Rum, Lime Juice

 

Beers & Cocktails:

Domestics ($4.50): Budweiser, Bud Light, Lonestar

Imports ($5.50): Blue Moon, Modelo, Dos Equis, Michelob

Ultra, Shiner, Corona Premier

Hard Seltzers ($5.99):** White Claw, Truly

 

Beer Buckets:

Imports: $34.99

Domestic: $29.99Specials: $24.99

 

Premium Spirits:

Vodka: Tito's, Deep Eddys, Deep Eddys Lemon

Whiskeys: Jameson, Jack Daniels, Maker's Mark, JimBeam

Bourbons & Ryes: Crown Royal, Crown Apple, CrownPeach

Rum: Captain Morgan

Gin: Hendricks

Tequila: 1800 Gold, Patron Silver, 1800 Silver

©2022 by Upstage Comedy Lounge

4441 Walzem Rd, San Antonio, TX 78218

          Contact us: 210-231-0474

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